The vampire love story has been cancelled by CBS. And I think that sucks. And I don’t mean blood. I could go on and on about what a stupid move this is, but I won’t. I’ll just tell you that other than CBS shows that I’m already a diehard fan of (like How I Met Your Mother and Survivor), I’ll not be watching any new CBS shows next season. I know that my viewership doesn’t really mean much in the grand scheme of things, but it’s my way, however small, of protesting the fact that the networks just don’t bother to give shows much of a chance anymore.

You hear that CBS? We are totally breaking up. I’ll keep visitation rights with some of the children until they’re grown, though.