Do NOT read this if you haven’t seen the latest episode.

I just don’t even know where to begin. So let’s begin with the big revelation (which, if you read internet spoilers at all, you already knew) that Jack and Claire are half-siblings. Does it seem to you like Jack’s father is connected to a heck of a lot of the people on that airplane. Does that mean anything? We will have to wait and see. How did you like the Goth Claire, by the way? I think it works for her, but I like the blonde Claire better.

Then, of course, there was Desmond saving Charlie from death once again, and Claire finding out about Desmond’s prognostication ability.

There were Kate, Sayid, and Locke finding the freaky ass security system and Locke “sacrificing” Mikhail to see what was up (or did he?) and Kate being brave and going over first. And then there was Jack playing catch with the Others like they were at a family reunion picnic. What the HELL was up with that?

Next week, we finally find out why Locke is/was paralyzed. Looking forward that that one!

The good stuff:

• Love Charlie and Claire’s relationship right now. So sweet and cuddly.
• I also love that there are so many people from different countries on the island. It’s not all about the Americans.
• I just love me some Desmond.

The bad stuff:

• Need more Sun and Jin soon!
• Locke is creeping me out a bit. What the heck is up with him?
• While the death was pretty cool if you like that sort of thing, I don’t like that sort of thing and blood squirting out of ears and foaming at the mouth is not cool to me. It’s gross.

Questions:

• What is up with Jack?
• When (and how) will he and Claire find out they are related?
• What significance (if any) does the book Sawyer was reading have?
• Why did Locke do what he did and what does he (seemingly) have against Ben?
• What is this “list” that Kate and Sayid are not on and why is it significant?
• Why does Christian Shepherd keep popping up in everyone’s flashbacks?
• And finally, did those stupid promos for Dancing with the Stars at the bottom of the tv screen annoy, distract, and otherwise irritate anyone else besides me?