Someone is going home. And I think it will make me sad no matter who it is. I hate when that happens.

The encore goes to Steve and…Jonathan?

It takes two people very secure in their masculinity to pull that off. It was quite amusing. But I wonder what Anna thought of it?

Results time…

Kristi and Mark are…safe!

Adam and Julianne are…safe!

Things are not looking good for Marissa I fear.

Kylie Minogue! Well, I was looking forward to that more than it was good. Maybe it was the song, but it was pretty bad.

Priscilla and Louis are…safe!

Marissa and Tony are…safe!

Uh oh. Gonna be a shocker tonight, I fear.

And now time for one of the infamous packages, this one on how the dancers and their partners relieve stress. Jason builds ships in bottles. Marlee is a volunteer narcotics officer. Shannon is president of the MacGyver fan club. Kristi is a hot dog eating champion. (I smell an April Fool’s joke.) Priscilla has a psychic hotline. Marissa surfs. Steve raps. Cristian has a pet otter. At least the show has a sense of humor about their silly packages.

The Alvin Ailey American Dance Theatre (recently named America’s Cultural Ambassadors to the world, by the way) performs. Gotta love that.

Kylie Minogue is back and at least it’s a good song this time. Ridiculous costume, but good song.

A matchmaker gives her thoughts on the partnerships. *yawn* She says Kristi and Mark are the best match and the couple to beat (based on a compatibility test).

More results…

Jason and Edyta are…safe!

Marlee and Fabian are…safe!

Cristian and Cheryl are…safe!

Shannon and Derek are…safe!

Mario and Karina are…safe!

Steve and Anna are…going home.

I think I’m gonna cry. I would much prefer to have sweet, charming, adorable Steve around versus acerbic, annoying, obnoxious Adam. Stupid voters. :(