Will it be the charming Helio? Will Mel’s consistency win? Or will Marie’s gargantuan fan support get her the mirror ball trophy? Tonight we finally find out.

As always, the show starts with a recap.

Results coming soon, but first! Celine Dion is in da house! (Celine wants to dance, by the way. Now that would be interesting.) Edyta and Alec (they’re married if you remember), Mark and Cheryl, and Karina and Tony add the dancing to “My Heart Will Go On”.

Time to find out who came in third…

Marie and Jonathan. Good job America. You got it right. :) And they dance the Tango for their last dance.

Helio and Mel are still in the hunt for the trophy. And either one of them deserve to win the trophy.

Next is a season recap.

Josie and Alec recreate their fox trot.

A cute package on the three finalists and how goofy they are.

Albert and Ann recreate their Cha-Cha.

Another package.

Wayne and Cheryl don’t dance because of Wayne’s heart condition.

Another package focusing on Helio and Mel B.

Floyd and Karina don’t dance because he’s in training and has a tender ankle.

Mark and Kym perform their Foxtrot.

Another package.

Sabrina and Mark perform their Cha-Cha.

Jane and Tony perform their Viennese Waltz.

And yet another package. (Do you sense a pattern here?)

Cameron and Edyta perform their Paso Doble.

Samantha rips Cameron’s shirt off. Oh my. That might be the least stupid thing she’s ever done. Or not.

Jennie and Derek dance their Mambo.

All the eliminated couples have danced. So that leaves just two dances! But first! Celine Dion is back accompanied by “emotional moments of the season”.

A package detailing the strengths of the final 2.

Mel and Maks and Helio and Julianne dance their final dances.

Mel and Maks dance their Mambo.

Judges scores: 10 + 10 + 10 = 30 (Total: 85/90)

Helio and Julianne dance their Quickstep.

Judges scores: 10 + 10 + 10 = 30 (Total: 84/90)

And now the time has come. Somebody is going to win that fugly trophy.

But first! Another package about teamwork.

Okay. Finally! The time. has. come.

The champions are….

Helio and Julianne

I really hate to see either one of them lose. I wish they could both win. I’ve enjoyed watching them both so much. I don’t know how any season can top this.

Mel and Maks, I wish you could have won, too!